The Soccer Team of Atomic Oysters is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Oyster population. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.872 billion Atomic Oystersians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.3%.

The very strong Atomic Oystersian economy, worth 341 trillion Trophies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,432 Trophies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 131,478 per year while the poor average 11,164, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Atomic Oysters's national animal is the Oyster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Atomic Oysters is ranked 211,511^th in the world and 8,329^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 32.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.